18 Days Until Dissertation Hand In

Reading an article on homosexuality and vampirism for my dissertation.

I take a sip of Irn Bru as my eyes cross over a rather explicit line about swallowing semen.
I almost spat Irn Bru over my laptop.

I swear, this is actual research for my dissertation from a published book. I'm not just being a bad school girl and reading about kinky things.

Eep!